WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Tea Time
I post this as an idea which will appeal to subs of all kinds, and especially sissified men.
I worship my Girl Friend’s crotch. I have recently come up with an idea which provides a new way to show my devotion to her crotch (pubes, cunt, taint, and ass.) It is also a powerful sexual stimulant to me—much to her delight.
After a hard day’s work as an executive in a small business, my GF comes home, takes off all her clothes of the day, and changes into something more comfortable. Later in the evening, while she is lounging in bed, I will take her panties out of the hamper, and use them to brew tea for myself.
Before placing the crotch area of her panties into a large mug (the upper waistband part hangs out over the side) I smell them thoroughly, and savor the different aromas of her sweaty pubes; the slight pee smell of the cunt; and sometimes, if she’d been thinking of me, a hint of cunt juice; and my favorite part, the ass area which has two distinct smells, a small residue of shit, if I’m lucky enough to have her leave me one that day, and the quite strong smell of her ass-crack sweat—a much stronger sweat than any of the sweats of other parts of her body.
But I digress into worship—back to the recipe. I pour boiling water into the mug containing the crotch of her panties, and let it steep for 5 minutes. I then remove the panties, squeeze the liquid remaining in the crotch back into the mug using a teaspoon, and sip away—no milk sugar or lemon, please!
The resultant brew is a mixture of my lover’s crotch essences which I find as satisfying as the best of herbal teas, and also quite the powerful aphrodisiac.
I prepare the tea without letting her know about it, and I bring my evening brew to bed and sip it contentedly. She begins to suspect that this is a “crotch tea” night by my raging hard on which is begging for attention. It is then up to her how to respond. Usually she will ignore my squirming, and go on with her reading/blogging, teasing me, and savoring the height of my discomfort until I finish up all of my tea, like a good boy. However, she is quite wet by now, and welcomes my oral attentions, with her permission, of course. And my joy is complete—first the dirty panties, then the essential tea, and finally the savoring of each taste and aroma from the very flesh of my lover, first each smell separately, and, after some time, they are all mixed together in my face and beard. Next morning, I will awaken with that smell on my face, and I am not allowed to wash it away until my lover permits.
This is a court-room artist’s drawing of Lindsay Lohan being escorted into court. The heels, the hair, the cuffs. Priceless.
Here’s what the look says: “Yes, they’re gorgeous, they’re real, and they’re mine to give. And you’ll enjoy them more than you can ever imagine. Are you man enough to deserve them? If you think you are, come and try to get me to let you have them. If not, move on. Stop gawking. Real men only are welcome here.”
I love the look…
This is true Humiliation. A good looking 50+ woman, in the limelight (an elderly celebrity’s wife), is forced to make herself look like a Barbie doll. Which would not be so terrible if it didn’t scare the shit out of her. Just look at her face. She knows that this is a farce, but there is nothing she can do about it. She is a trophy, but really way too old to be playing that role. She just hopes everyone else will not make an issue of her humiliation.
